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Hello! BRB, UK. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello, and indeed, a hoi-hoi, and welcome to episode 351 of BRB UK.

I'm Dan.

I'm one of your host, I'm joined by Carl Man, and also Tim, and this is really quick a trip because Tim's got a lot of stuff to talk about, which means that neither of us, Coleman and I, are going to have time to talk about anything else.

Should me and Tim both say hello at the same time? Yes. Hi!

Brilliant, good, time saved by counting down from three. That was excellent. Excellent. I think

we've saved a lot of time at that point. A lot of time has been saved right now.

Yeah.

You, dear listeners, have the advantage of a fast forward button.

However, in the present, when me, when me, Coleman and Tim recording this podcast,

we don't have mastery over the spacetime continuum.

Although Coleman kind of does. He can, you know, edit it back down.

No, no, but not at the moment.

He still has to sit through your drivel. At the moment, you have to sit through the unedited version, which is even worse. Our listeners never get to hear that. So, you know, they don't know the pain that you really suffer through. To be fair, as Tim's fully aware from the squeaky high-pitched noises

that come out of my headphones

when I used to edit at Tim's,

I edit at 1.90 speed, so...

MLG Pro podcast editing.

PLG.

Oh, oh, oh.

No, wait, that's something else.

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