In 2012, most video game news seems to revolve around America.

Well, b-h-to-that.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed a hooy, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 34 of BRBUK.

I am one of your hosts, my name is Dan and I'm on a podcast, as are some other people, one of whom comes from just down the road from me, his name is the hibster, or alternatively Tim Hibbs, it's Tim Hibster.

That may be some of your most pointless introing ever.

Your Dan or podcast.

Like, people must know that to be listening, surely.

No, no, well, they probably know it's a podcast, and they may know me, but the juxtaposition of the two may be a new concept for some listeners. I think it's just like a smelly drunken homeless man. You just kind of stumble across it once in a way and look at it. No, that's you, John, quite frankly. You know, that's quite a nice segue for me to intro. You had a different one lined up,

but if you want to go for the homeless long-haired hobo smells of cabbage,

then I'm quite happy to do that. That's very funny.

I know, isn't it?

I mean, my original one was that here's a man who is so hipster,

all of his games are well played. A little ju Zhu Demo for you there, John. Say hello. That's really, really, really shit. No, it's not. Come up with a better one. Come up with a better intro for yourself that doesn't involve the words, face of the internet. I don't use that. That wasn't even pain... Oh, sorry, fake of the internet. That wasn't coined by me.

I don't know. This is... Like, why does every intro turn into philosophical debate about who or what I am?

It's not a philosophical debate. It's us taking the piss out of you.

Well, why is it not a philosophical debate?

But no, no, but talking about who or what we are, have we started making games?

Not to my knowledge.

Have you started making games, John?

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