BRB UK 338: C**k Goblin
BRB UK Podcast
BigRedBarrel.com
4.7 • 533 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2019
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour. |
| 0:11.2 | We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents. |
| 0:24.1 | Hello! BRB, UK. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello, and indeed, a hoi-hoi. |
| 0:26.9 | Welcome to episode 338 of BRB UK. |
| 0:29.9 | I'm Dan. |
| 0:30.8 | I'm actually live in here this week, unlike last week when there was a stage or I wasn't there. |
| 0:35.9 | And everyone was wondering where I actually was and which one of the two people with Colman and Tim I might actually beat when I was none of them. Ha ha ha! Because it wasn't there, I had to go to work. It sucked. Anyway, I know that was a cool story. But I better introduce two people who were there. First off, we have Timothy J. Hibbs, Esquire, or K-Hibs-Esquire. Hello! And the Coleman. Hi! How are you doing? It's my birthday today. Happy birthday, Coleman! Happy birthday, Coleman, it's Christmas's birthday. It's your birthday. Celebrate coming out of their vagina. Go party like it, it's your birthday. We're going to drink Picardy like it's your birthday Even though I don't like Picardy on my birthday I don't like Picardy on my birthday I don't like Picardy on my birthday How many years was it since you were nestling in your mother's birth canal Oh I'm at least 23 now surely Nice lovely good I think you've got socks there that old Colmanman. 23 years since you were deflanged. |
| 1:29.4 | Mate, come on, my mum was 27 at least four times. |
| 1:32.0 | Come on, let me see this. |
| 1:33.4 | Hey, look, my dad's 21 for the... |
| 1:36.3 | For the 50... |
| 1:39.9 | No, no, for the 59th time this year, yeah. |
| 1:42.5 | It's weird when you get older than your parents. |
| 1:45.3 | I know, right? |
| 1:45.9 | How's that happen? |
| 1:47.5 | I never knew you're a time lord. |
| 1:48.8 | I never knew you're a time lord Coleman. |
| 1:50.2 | That's amazing. |
| 1:52.1 | Well, plot twist. |
| 1:53.1 | Coleman's his own father. |
| 1:54.6 | Oh, God. |
| 1:56.6 | Snake eating the tail over it. |
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