If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed. Ahoy, hoi, ho. And welcome to this. Oh my God. I can't believe Britain hasn't caved in on itself yet, edition.

B.R.B. UK. So episode 336. We still don't have a clue what's going on with Brexit. Neither the government never meant to work these things out but a man who doesn't have a clue about anything generally is

Tim hello hello the only thing we conclusively know is that they've voted for against May's deal

against all other options and against no deal yeah exactly, exactly. So they voted against everything.

We're against everything.

I know. It's just like they need to get their very large posteriors off the fence and

decided. It's almost like we didn't have a clue what we were doing before we started doing

it. It's almost like it was an incredibly bad idea that we did while we were off our

nuts on scrumpy or something, I don't know. Not that I voted to leave, I voted to stay.

Talking of a man who's something something, insert link here, Coleman. Hi. Hi, how you doing?

I'm okay. I'm officially recording from the new flat, so it might be a little bit echoy. That doesn't sound... It sounds right? I hope so. I mean, I assume you said that twice for comedy effect, but... Good. Right. Yeah. New desk, all set up. Lovely. Yeah, it's different. Right. But still a desk. Still a desk. And a microphone. It's an L-shaped desk.

Ooh, is that because you've got your ridiculous mixer?

It needs its own desk.

Coleman has a desk and your mixer has its own separate other desk.

The desk is just for the mixer.

Carmen's actually sat cross-legged in the middle of the floor with his laptop.

The mixer is sideways on the desk because I still can't fit on the desk. How did that go down with you, Mrs. saying, I need a room for this mixer. It's not a room. It's in the living room. It's fine. Oh, good. I'm not sure that's better. Living room's bigger. Lovely. It's fine.

Good luck for that, mate. It's fine. It's all fine. Good luck with it. It's all fine. It's all fine. It's all fine. Right, I'm not going to be able to get away without mentioning letters v and R this week, am I? No, there's a lot of it. Tim. Good. Look, do you know what?

I'm just going to sleep into a coma now.

Right, so Sony had its first PlayStation state of play. Shall we take a moment to get all the Nintendo Direct comparison jokes out? Because that's a totally original thing that no one else is totally doing. Yeah, I know. Well, you know, just not yourself out. Should we all have one each?

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