In 2012, most video game news seems to revolve around America.

Well, b-h-to-that.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK. Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, E! Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoy, ladies, gents, chaps and chappets, and welcome to BRBUK 32.

I've been playing too much of the Big Planet, and that's why I'm talking utter drivel like Stephen Fry does on those voiceovers. I'm Dan, one of your hosts and we're in our kind of post-Uro-game a lull. Well, at least some of us are because my workplace decided I didn't need to attend

the Expo, needs to do some fun work involving budgets instead, the bastards. You were budging

what? Yeah, that. Mow money, mole problems. Yeah, exactly. So, my involving budgets instead the bastards you were budging what yeah that more money mole

problems but yeah exactly so my et is budged and um yeah sadly i didn't play very many video games

but some people did go there the first of which is the one but only the hipster himself

mr tim hibs yeah and unfortunately uh my schedule got a bit interrupted here and there for bad reasons, but I did get to play some games and meet some fine people and, yeah, play some pretty good games as well. And we've got so our awards coming up, which we'll be talking about later in the show as well. And as far as I'm concerned, the only game I played in the literally 15 minutes I was at the show was Tomb Raider, so Tomb Raider wins everything. You mean Tom Braider? Shut up. Tom Braider, face of the internet, because we don't like John anymore. That is a PR exercise right there. Just finding a guy called Tom Braider and get him to like, yeah, say that he's Tom Brady. We should talk, Tom, I'm terribly sorry for all the griefing.

You're now going to get courtesy of John.

Hashtag Tom Brader.

Imagine being a games journalist called James Journalist.

Well, there was a gastroenterologist I worked with once called Dr. Roger Rea, seriously.

Seriously.

I was like, dude, of all the medical specialties you could have picked, you picked the one to do with the ass, and you're called Roger Rear, you idiot! Oh, bad or wrong. Anyway, so that accent, you're wondering what on earth is, that? Well, he's got a moustache and low-cut vests, some purple leggings and a sailor tat. It's John Briding. I don't have any of those things. You have questionable facial hair, though, in all fairness. Your face has questionable facial hair. Of course my face has facial hair. Where else would... You know, facial hair would be questionable if it was on my ass.

If facial hair is on my face,

it's not... It's questionable. Yeah, exactly. I don't even know what we're questioning anymore. What? What? What? All the questions. That, yes. Yeah, we've got another guy here to do, actually. We certainly have. And say hello, Chris Tudor. Oh, that's me.

Hello.

Chris has also managed have and say hello Chris Tudor. Oh, that's me. Hello.

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