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Hello! BRB, UK. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoy, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 319 of BRBUK.

We'd like to think of ourselves as the premier source of video gaming news on the internet, but we not we're not we're not we're not we're just a couple of blokes who uh have a chat and just happen to have some mics turned on at the same time i am dan hello hello and i'm joined this week by tim hello

hello l w sir uh yeah let's avoid that subject. Yeah, alright.

Okay, Tim is yeah. That is, yeah, out of stuff. Well done, Tim. Congratulations. Get. Would be again. There's no Colman this week, and there's no Chead or no DMET, so it's me and Tim. Well, to be fair, we were slightly better organised. We probably could have got another person in. it was kind of a slight miscommunication between me and Colt

no let's throwing were slightly better organized, we probably could have got another person in. It was kind of a slight miscommunication between me and Cole.

Let's throwing Coleman under the bus.

It was a misunderstanding from, a communication from Coleman to me.

Let's put it that way.

You mis-underestimated something, is what you did, wasn't it, Tim?

Misinterpreted the presence of Coleman or not, basically.

So, hey.

I can confirm Coleman not here.

It's all right.

Well, look, it's nice to have you back, Dan.

So now we have more concentrated portion of you this week.

That's good.

Well, indeed.

Well, I can tell you such fun tales as this week I have been mostly replacing the thermostats in my house. Nice. I know, right? But no, I've actually got smart thermostats down. They're actually pretty cool. How smart? Like, it knows when I'm not at home and we'll turn all the heating off. Can it do its times tables? I think it can. Oh. And it knows if I'm coming back home to get the heating on, so I don't give it a slap around the face or something. Is it locating you and knowing where you are? Yes. And hopefully not then communicating that information to potential burgers. Look, mate, I've got a nice warm house and it's minus two outside. I don't care. I don't actually care. But the bigger thing was, I didn't electrocute himself.

See, my flat isn't quite as smart as that, but it knows when I'm coming home because it knows when I

come home. Yeah, because you've set it to go off at a certain time. With times and stuff.

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