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Hello. BRB UK worst teeth better accents Hello hello and indeed a hoi hoi welcome to episode 317 of BRB UK I am Dan And this is a show that you are listening to I thought I'd just try a new vocal thing there. Didn't really work. Not going to lie. Coleman. Hi! You're a man who's also on this podcast. I am. How do? Do? Okay. I have a cold, so I got the deeper voice today. Oh, you've got the six advice. I got the Phoebe Buffet voice thing going. It's sexy voice Yeah And one other person

Who all I have to say is

Ows your father

Alright

There we go

It's Keb White

I do not have a sexy voice

Because I am West Country

And even when I try to speak

Like a normal English person

It still doesn't sound sexy

Oh take off that brazier, my dear.

Take those pantaloos right off, my darling.

Can't get enough of your loving babe.

If you like my body, and you think I'm sexy.

The really disturbing thing is when Coleman does it, it actually does sound like Adj Cutler.

And also a special guest tonight

is Kev's curry that he's eating.

Yep, you might hear it on the mic, you might not. I don't know. But I got home from work about 10 minutes ago, and I'm starving, and I'm eating a curry. Talk us through your curry. It's a chicken teeth and masala. I went pretty dog standard, if I'm honest with you. Rice or narn? Both. I've decided to get... I'm really hungry, so I'm having a plane non-ampil there, Ross.

You're an animal, Kevin. I know. Both. I've decided to get... I'm really hungry, so I'm having a plain Narn and Pilaros.

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