If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello! R.B. UK. Worst teeth. Better accents. Hello, hello and indeed. A hoi-hoi. And much like the JCB around the back of my house would say, beep, beep. Actually, start doing that on cue.

That's pretty amazing. Beep, beep. I love living in a new build. My name is Dan. You've got the builders in? Well, I haven't got the builders in. The builders are trying to horribly finish all the flats. They've got to give over to customers in three weeks' time, despite the fact they've only just dug the trenches for the utilities. I'm Dan. I'm one of your hosts. I'm a grumpy homeowner these days. Talking of grumpy homeowners, Timothy Hips, how are you doing? Hello, sir. Yeah, all right, all right. Yourself, apart from construction going on around you? I love it. It's great. You know, I'm starting to learn to live life with a fine layer of grime over everything

and stuff gets dug up and then flung all over the rest of the building sites.

It's fine. It's great. Love it.

The advantage of new builds is you get to find all the problems before anyone else,

and moving in early means that you're living on a building site, so nice.

Do you know who's a right Git?

Everyone? Bob the builder.

Bob. Get. Yeah?

Git. Get. But not Bob the Builder, Gary the

Gitt. No, Gary the Gitt

is what he should be called. Not Bob the

builder. What an arseal. Anyway,

Coleman.

Bob the Builder!

Can we fix it?

I will reach...

Bob the Builder!

He's been holding that in for a while.

Yes, we can!

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