If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello! U.K. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoy, ladies, and or gentlemen and or other people

and or small animals who have reached deep inside their genetically determined destiny

and managed to evolve the power of speech and listening and language.

Good day to you all.

It's episode 300.

300, I tell you, of BRBUK.

Wowzers!

I'm Dan.

I'm one of your hosts.

I'm actually here this week, not being a boring grown-up, which is amazing.

Yay! And I'm joined by Tim. not being a boring grown-up, which is amazing. Yay!

And I'm joined by Tim. Say hello, Tim. Hello, Tim. And I'm joined by Coleman. Hi. And I'm also joined by Ed. Hello, Ed. I'm going over, lads. Not again. Okay, good. I've just also just had a message, apparently for you, Tim. Apparently it's coming home. Don't know what that means.

Oh God, I love football.

It's his dad.

He's that. It's his dad. His dad's finally coming back for cigarettes. I think I may hate football fans and that phrase. So, anyway, I think it's time to have a bit of podcast section. So, Ed, who's over there, say hello, Ed. Hi. You've already said hello, but I just like making you do my bidding.

Say Taramacilata.

Don't...

Terramasalata.

Say moist.

Moist.

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