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Hello! BRBUK. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello and indeed, ahoy, hoi, ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to BRB UK. Tis episode 294th of the 294.

That doesn't mean we're only going to do 294.

It just means that's how far we've got. That's right, six away from 100, I'm Dan, that's Tim, it's Coleman Yay! Hi! 294, more like 294, more like 29-snore, am I right? Ah? Ah! You just slagged off your own podcast, you bell-end. Oh, damn, I did, didn't I? Yeah, it's supposed to big it up and make it sound better than it actually is.

I mean, I'm canceling the podcast due to aggressive behavior.

Oh, from Tim?

No, King John Hun.

I heard he was mean about you on Twitter once.

Was he?

Just because he pulled out of the podcast interview, there is no need to retaliate with equal pulling out. Fire and Fury. Once again, we find ourselves on the brink of thermonuclear war. Apparently, the Doomsday clock's currently set to two and a half minutes to midnight, which is the closest it's been since the Cuban Missile Crisis. So there's a lovely thought. When it gets to two minutes to midnight,

will we get an Iron Maiden song out of it? I think we could do, actually. Nice. Lem, one minute to midnight, interdimensional cavela pods. That doesn't sound like we've got very long left to live, gentlemen. It's been a pleasure knowing you. We may not make it to the end of this podcast. Yeah, should we be playing like nearer and thy got to thee on violins or something at this point?

It's been a pleasure now in

coleman hi oh thanks we may not even make it to the news in this right but still yeah exactly so

uh yeah no no sorry i apologize it is now two minutes to midnight it's now two minutes to midnight. It is now two minutes to midnight.

Yeah. Got two minutes left, people. Say your prayers. Which matches that of 1953, which is when the

US tested its first thermonuclear device. Talking of skullduggery and one would say, undercover military

actions. Ooh. Oh. It's that time of the gaming release cycle where I've been on holiday again and I've got some blops on my cod. Oh no. I've got the cod blops. You want to see yourself about that. How many of those cod blops have you got? Well, the problem is with the cod blops, right? It's more contagious this time because there's no thing you can do by yourself. It's all with other people. So the chance are you going to pass

around the cod blobs a lot more than they did in previous years. How many cod blobs would a codblops

if a codblops could block cobs? Four. Right. Four? Yeah. Right.

Can I just say this was the most ridiculous press conference I've ever seen.

The level of, dude!

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