If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, indeed at Hoy Hoy and Merry holiday times.

Yay. Any other denomination you choose to follow, be it that little baby Jesus,

or the tentacle face, Cthuloo.

And they're the only two options.

They are the only two options.

Which one are you going for, Tim?

Cothoaloo or the little baby Jesus.

That's Tim, by the way.

I'm torn, but as it's Christmas, let's go baby Jesus.

Ah, Coleman, hello. Hi, Merry Festivus. Yeah, so, uh, but, Mary, what now? Festivus. It's a Festivus for the best of us. Yeah, it is. Yeah. So, uh, so Cthululoo or Little Baby Jesus. I'll go Cthuloo because I spent my day yesterday looking after my friend's cat, who is called Cat Thuloo. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Nice. A bit of a departure from my preferred means of naming cats, which is after Biscuitty goods. I think I'm going to go Cthuloo as well. Do you get presents at Christmas with Cthuloo? No, you get soul eaten. Sweet, so I don't need to get either of you presents at this time of year as well. No, no, no, we're both a lost cause. We are facing an eternity in pointy damnation. Okay, I'll take the presents. Thanks. That's good. Thanks, mate. I think I went with a good option. Yeah, take you one for the team there Tim Yeah Yeah all good But what other deities do you think would be acceptable To celebrate it? Of course all of them are acceptable It doesn't really matter But are there any unserved deities That you would like to see get some love Batman Now Batman's not God Oh God No he's not God

My God

It's not even God of Gotham

Thor

Now you're just saying numbers

Thor

Kratos

Kratos

The god of war

And Christmas

I like to see him

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