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Hello, hello and indeed a hoi-hoid. Ladies and or gentlemen or anyone in between and or anyone who doesn't fit any of those boxes because, well, everyone's welcome really. I made that more

awkward than the strictly necessary so i just

get on with uh sometimes it's more fun not to interrupt you i haven't even bloody got to

the name of the podcast and you're speaking already jesus it's brbb uk it's episode 264 i am dan

tim can't keep quiet can you tim no i never have and never will do shut up Tim can't keep quiet, can you Tim? No, I never have and never will. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Stop the signal, Dan. Well, I could, I could just hang up. Yeah, I could. Then we'd just have a completely out-of-sync podcast, and it'd be marvellous. Talking of people who aren't quite aware of what's going on, Coleman's been asleep, no, he's not been asleep.

He's not been asleep.

He's not been awake for 28 hours, Coleman.

How are you feeling?

I'm feeling super groovy, cool, fine, absolutely one jibbley,

you've reached the delirium stage of sleep deprivation then?

That's right, giant ice lolly, I really have. And it's great to be here on the giant bomb cast.

Yay, brilliant. Well, anyway, I'm Brad. I wonder who would be who, if we would be transferred

into... I'd be Tarquin.

Good.

Yeah. Okay.

Tim would be Mr. Phil Pot, wouldn't he, Coleman?

I don't know.

I listened to it, but I don't know who's who.

So, Colman, why have you been awake for 28 hours?

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