If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed, ahoy, hoy, ladies and gents. And welcome to episode 243 of BRB UK. It's a podcast. We're in your ears and we're very comfy. I am Dan. I am your host and I am joined as always by Timothy Hips.

This deal is getting worse all the time, Dan. Two for three is not as good as special offer as we had two weeks ago. Did I kill the show again?

Yes.

It's probably a bit too early in the show to kill things, I'm guessing.

Yes.

Okay.

Unless the three things that you thank you for the sad bell,

that's Coleman in the background.

I never knew you could ring one of those service bells in a morose fashion.

That's your special skill. Congratulations. Do it again, Coleman.

Shame!

I actually, right, okay, I want you. We're going to play a game, Coleman.

Hi.

Hi, you need to convey an emotion

using nothing but that battle

and me and Tim need to know

to have to try and guess what it is.

This sounds like a terrible idea

that will only be painful on our listeners' ears.

Yes.

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