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Hello, hello and indeed, ohoy, hoy, ladies and gentlemen. And welcome to episode 230 of BRBUK. I'm Dan and I'm standing up.

What? Mine's blown everywhere. I usually do this podcast slumped in a chair, but because I'm moving house at the moment, it's a bit like kind of Jenga in here. By the way, that's Tim. Say hello, Tim. Hello, Tim. The other one's Coleman. Say hello, Colman. Hi! Yeah, so it's a bit like a game of Jenga in my office at the moment. My laptop is balanced on some cardboard boxes. I'm standing up and straddling a Sainsbury's bag full of random shit. I don't know what to do with. So far not much like Jenga. I don't want to be the, you know, the tabletop guy here kind of thing up. No, no, no, no, no, but everything is so finely balanced. Right. So finally balanced. If I even slightly move, I could actually probably do a couple of grounds worth of damage in about 10 seconds. I've got a special Jenga that's Tetris blocks. Oh, Colman. It's Jenga Tetris. Jentris. I've mentioned it before. Tetra. Tertr. Is it Tegar or Gertris? Well, it's technically Tetris Jenga, but I call it Jenga Tetris. Genga Tetris. Yeah. Gengar Tetris! Seriously? Yeah. You're standing up. You're the one who's awake. You're gonna be sounding more alive and alert. Hey, guess what? What? Something's open to the public. You have three guesses. Uh, your flies. Nope. Your legs. No, no, no. Public lavatory. Public lavatories have always been open to the public. The hints in the name, public lavatory.

Private lavatory.

Private, well, well. Now open to the public. Only if you like to live life a tad on the exciting side. Come into my lavatory, all one and all. I don't care who you are. Just wipe and flush, that's all I ask. Anyway, E3, talking of toilets, that's going to be open to the public this year, because that's totally not trying to save it as it's gasping its last. If only we knew someone that's been to E3. Hey, Tim, what do you think? If only we knew someone that had spent too much money going to E3. Are you still calling that an investment, by the way, because it totally isn't. Kind of? In man maths, it is. It's fine. Right, anyway, I see two main problems with this. And it's something that was kind of already in my thoughts, but it's already been brought to attention by kind of funny. They were talking about this. Greg brought it when you get to this sentence, then just let me know because I'm on the edge of my

s' seat.

The first problem is that with that ticket, you don't get access to two of the main things for E3.

What are those things?

One factor of that is the fact that you don't get to get into the press conferences.

Right.

Which is a major part of E3. That would be a clue in the title, though, really. I know, I know, I know. But you don't get into those. It's not public conferences. We've already been through this, Timothy. No. At the beginning of the show. But there are conferences that are completely separate from the main event, so they're not something that they will have any...

I have a question.

Yes.

Do they have pressed toilets?

Yes, possibly. completely separate from the main event, so they're not something that they will have any... I have a question. Yes.

Do they have press toilets?

Yes, possibly.

Are they open to the public?

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