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Hello! B.R.B. UK. Worst teeth. Better accents. Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoi, ho. And may I just say, happy new year. And welcome to episode 225 of BRB UK.

225.

225, as they like to say on sales adverts where they are somehow cerebrally

incapable of saying 225 in a thinly veiled attempt to make you think the thing that

cost 225 pounds doesn't cost that much in it really annoys me. Oh, that feels better. Oh,

good. I've been angry about that since boxing day. Okay. Anyway, I'm Dan. This is BRBUK. We talk about the Viger Games and stuff. And I am joined, as always, by my good friend Timothy Hips. Hello. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. You're right. Yeah. Well, still not fully unwell, if you see what I mean. You could just say, I'm still not completely well. That would have been the far less. That would have done it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so why, why? Why you still unwell? It's still a bit of a lingering cough and cold kind of symptoms still kind of thing even throughout Christmas but generally

had an all right Christmas and New Year's and yourself sir yeah all right suppose it was

fine found out I got a new job woohoo oh good also found out this morning that I've got to move

to the other side of London in three weeks bad news so that's why dear listeners i'm going to be in

the first bit of this podcast but i'm going to leave tim and colman who's the other chap hi hi colman

how are you much better now that murderous 2016's out the way and it's coming to kill us all

can i just say jesus christ yeah well he was dead a long time yeah that was way was way before 2016, mate. That's true. That's a good point, actually. You should read your Bibli. Yes. Well, what made me laugh about the funniest thing about the new year is that they were clearly reselling a bunch of glasses from 2007. When the two-Os, they made them into glasses, the little scamps. and they just stuck a bunch of people who just stuck a one next to the seven and i had to point out to my step-sister that actually she was getting ready to celebrate the year 20,017 and that she was diddled down the pound shop and can't use those glasses for another 18,000 years can Can I just say, if you thought 2016 was a bad year,

there's an emoji movie coming out in 2017.

Dude, that is the low on the list of terrible things that happened this year.

I have one word...

No, I don't think you quite understand.

One word, four syllables, no, one word, four syllables.

Trump agedden.

Trump agedden.

Trump's going to be inaugurated this month.

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