In 2012, most video game news seems to revolve around America. Well, b-h-to-that. We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games. BRB, UK. Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoi, ho, and welcome to episode 22 of BRBUK.

Chaps, by the way, I'm Dan, listeners.

Chaps, I've just worked out something.

I always sound unnecessarily excited for the word welcome in the intro.

That's because you're a welcoming person.

Nah.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a nice chap. It's also because we try too hard and we're full of ourselves, apparently, according to the internet.

Oh, Tim, that sounds like you're taking iTunes reviews to heart again. Yeah, maybe. Well, in all fairness, to be honest, I am completely full of myself. I already knew that listeners, didn't you? So, as you've already heard, there is another Londoner burbling away, and his name is Tim, say hello, sir. Hello, sir. And how the devil are you?

Because you get grumpy if I don't ask you. No, I don't, really. You did, no, come on. You caused a massive stink about it last episode. No, no, no. I don't get grumpy if you don't ask me. I am just grumpy. Okay. So I'd be grumpy if you did ask me. I'll be grumpy if you didn't. Be grumpy if you didn't talk to me. Be grumpy if we weren't recording the podcast. Just generally a bit grumpy. Can I just say how f***ing glad I am that I ask you then? Yeah. Bloody hell. Thanks. Anyway, there is one third left of the podcasting trio that is us lot, and he's bought his sinuses along for a second week running. It's John Brady of the internet. Hello, internet. I am from the internet. You are from the internet. We are the internet. Andy Murray nearly won tennis this week and people still like him. What's that about? Yeah, who cares? He's Scottish again. none of no, no, but a lot of people are actually like, oh my God, he's not a robot.

I was surprised he wasn't a robot.

Now he's a crying, Scotsman, brilliant. He has the emotional capacity of a paperclip, quite frankly. He still plays tennis, and no one really cares about that as worth talking about. You know who scares the crap out of me?

Is Andy Murray's mum.

Oh, God.

It's like, see if Anne Robinson had Robocop's chin.

Yes, that would be her. Who scares the crap out of me is Andy Murray's mum. Oh, God.

It's like, see if Anne Robinson had Rubble Corp's chin. Yes, that would be her. Mind you, I don't watch much tennis, and it did take me a while to work out why Maureen Lippman was watching Federer as well, but still. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, she had the look about her. If Murray had one, she looked like she might have swooped onto the court and regurgitated up a dead voul for him for dinner or something like that. She does look that terrifying and that like a scary hawk. She's just a dreadful, horrible, horrible thing. Can you imagine, can you imagine, right, having her as a mother-in-law? How bad that would be? There's some Hawkeye joke that I can't be bothered to make there, so should we talk about video games? Let's talk about her video games. This is a video game podcast, by the way. Not a tennis podcast. It's that time of, well, probably the three years in between Halo games where, oh my God, there's more of two halos on the way.

No way.

And I've actually been astounded, chaps, and I'll tell you why I've been astounded.

Because it's exactly the same.

No, no, no, it sounds like three, four, three industries might actually be doing quite a good job on it.

Yeah, and I thought the same as well.

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