If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Perjou! R.B. UK. Worst teeth. Better accents. Peugeot!

And welcome to episode 207 of the Big Red Barrel UK podcast. I'm Coleman.

Hi. Hi. And, uh, hello Tim. And, uh, that's Tim. There you go. You've ruined your own

intro. I always do. Are you happy now?

To be fair.

You can't have, you're not getting a proper intro.

Am I ever truly happy, Coleman? That is a question to open the podcast with. That's a big one. I like to think so. You like one of those docile dogs that's always got the big smile on its face. The house is burning down around it.

He doesn't know what's going on.

He's just happy to be here.

It's fine.

Anyway, I'm suffering from hay fever,

and I'm waiting for strong medicine to kick in, so I've had to call in other people to help us for the show. So first off, we've got the regular from the Ruralcast, Mr Kev White. The BRB UK is just never not a mess is it It's never not a mess

We insure it

It's practically guaranteed basically

Not definitely guaranteed because we don't like to guarantee anything

Because then we don't raise expectations

There's only three guarantees in the world

Death tax isn't that BRB UK is going to have a really sloppy intro

Organisation is a myth to us, but it does sound good.

Anyway, and we've also got special guests this week.

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