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Hello!

And welcome to the Big Red Barrow UK podcast episode 203. I here am Coleman. Hi.

Are you there or Goldman? I am Coleman, alright? Are you not Coleman if Goldman? I hear him Coleman, alright?

Are you not Coleman if you're not there? And that man who likes to mock anything I say is the man we call Tim Hibs. Hello, you generally call me that because that's my name. Could call you Kenneth. Well, that wouldn't be my name. I think I'm going to call you Kenneth. Okay. Good. All right, and alongside me and Kenneth,

we've got the lovely tickets with our razors.

Kevin White! I think I'm going to call you Kenneth. Okay. Good. All right. And alongside me and Kenneth, we've got the lovely tickers about

Rezer in.

Kev White.

Hello, my lovely boys.

You're right?

Hello, my lover.

You're right in there, Kav.

I'm all right down here, mate.

How are you doing over here?

Not bad.

Just listen to a bit of reef to psych myself up for the show. Oh, I do love a bit of reef, mate. Or writer. I'm going scrumping later. Who's coming? Oh, we going scrumping? Hey! Apples, oh, lean on of that, muck. Just the apples. I only have it as been brood for a sart, me. Hello, my name's Kev. This here is an English podcast.

That's why we got them weird voices.

Just to explain it to everyone, basically, yeah.

Gentlemen, it's a slow news week.

That's why I'm padding for time with silly voices. It's a slow news couple of months, generally.

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