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Hello and welcome to another episode of the Big Red Barrel UK podcast. I here am Coleman.

I. Only here. Not if you're there. You're not Coleman then.

Sometimes I like to go over here. Sometimes I like to be over there.

Otherwise, I'm over here today. Oh. Hi, Tim. Hi. Introductions be damned. It's too damn hot for all this. But we're going to go... I'm going to melt your brain today. You're going to be a puddle by the end of the podcast. This is the start of the long hellish road that we like to call the Road to E3.

And this will be the first of the podcast. This is the start of the long hellish road that we like to call the Road to E3. And this will be the first episode of that with our pre-E3 show predictions and stuff and things in it, yo. But yeah, it is a hot sweltering one today, not for Tim, because he lives in the permanent shadows and shade of London for some reason. Yeah, I've got trees outside. I think that's what's going on.

I've got trees everywhere, which means I get no natural sunlight,

but it just means that I live in a very dark room, hot room, but it's really hot.

Yeah, unnatural sunlight.

Unnatural sunlight, as opposed to the...

Beaming off windows and stuff rather than off the tree,

through the trees off the actual sun.

Right.

Yeah.

Good to know.

Yeah.

So I've got this whole greenhouse thing going on.

But anyway.

See, I'm already melting you.

It's already happening.

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