If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed, ahoy, hoi-hoi, and welcome to quite possibly the most struck down by illness podcast in the history of man.

It's BRBUK, I am Dan, I survived the dollar flu.

I actually did have the flu. It was not very nice. I don't. I don't. No. It's

doesn't get your seal of approval. It does not get my seal of approval. It basically you're ill for a week. Oh, that's Tim, by the way. Hello. Hello. You're ill for a week with a temperature of over 39 degrees. And then you don't have a temperature for another week, but you still feel like you have a temperature. It's crap.

How many barrels do you give it?

Minus two.

Minus two out of five.

Yeah, owes me barrels.

That may be the worst review of all time.

I don't know. That's pretty close to my Ninja Guide and Yiber review. That's Coleman, by the way. Say hello, Coleman. Dollar, dollar flu, y'all. Hi! Oh, God, really? Yeah. I hear your missus was struck down by the double-ended ass fever. Is she all right? She's much better now, thanks. Jolly good. I'm next next though. Are you? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Everyone at work's getting sick. And you said you were running a temperature? Well, my thought was that I was just getting all of the hype for the division. I thought, right, dollar flu is the thing in the division. I want to get myself into the mindset. I want to appreciate the game's gritty setting, so I'm going to get the flu to.

If you're no longer a doctor.

I am, no, I am a doctor.

Okay, you're a doctor.

I am still a doctor.

I am no longer a, practicing clinical medicine, but I have a PhD, which also makes me another doctor. Does that mean you're no longer cleared to self-diagnose yourself? I can do whatever I like to myself, Tim, but I can't give myself a prescription for it. Right. I'm no longer practicing piano, but am I still a pianist? You can still play with your penis, yes, Colin. Yay! You're still a penis, that's my sure. What I do on the other side of this mic is my own business. Yeah, it's just as long as you put mute on, mate, it's fine. Again, glad this isn't a video podcast. Yeah, so, basically, I've turned into Tim by saying that. And so this is episode 184, B.B. UK. I didn't say that at the beginning,

because we've got sidetracked about viruses. Viruses, can I just say, are the most pointless

thing in the universe. Second only to wasps. Neither of these things have a discernible purpose,

other than to piss me off. Third only to rise. Oh, talking of which, I am unable to have an opinion on that game because I still haven't got a copy of it. Oh, I still haven't given you, you actually. That's because I haven't seen you, you, but... Anyway. We'll wait to do our two-player team up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Right, so that's my fault then. I should... Well, no, let me... Well, send me your address again, and I will email. I'll just read it out on the podcast. You'll be fine.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So it is 87. Triangulating. No, don't make one up because it'll be an actual address and we'll get someone locating Dan Gibbons. Why have you turned into a Dalek?

That's the hardcore fans.

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