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I don't think that that may be overstating the mark. I'm not sure we should overpromise things. We can't deliver up. That is right. That is a guarantee. You can take that to the bank. I'll buy that for a dollar. I am Coleman. Hi! Hi! Dan is not here. Dan is poorly sick. He's got the... I don't know.

What has he got this time?

It's not ear custard.

It's not ear custard.

He's drained of ear custard. I think the custard has moved to another part of his nanny, maybe. So therefore I'm first chair. That man you hear in second chair is Tim. Hi! There you go. and returning guest

the chair Mr. Diomed.

Hello.

Hello. I've just realized that my new,

I'm wearing new headphones and they're go. And returning guest, the chair, Mr. Diomed. Hello.

Hello. I've just realized that my new, I'm wearing new headphones

and they're really airtight, so I'm shouting.

So I'm going to move one of those

away from my ear.

Right, so when I said your high was really loud,

what I actually meant was,

your high was really loud.

What I meant to say was, you're shouting like a crazed loon.

Yeah.

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