In 2012, most video game news seems to revolve around America.

Well, b-h-to-that.

We stand for Queen, Country, and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello. Worst teeth, better accents Hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi, I'm back, ladies and gentlemen.

You probably missed me last week, or in fact, probably many of you didn't.

You were wondering, probably where's that annoying posh bloke on, but I'm afraid I'm back.

My name is Dan, and I am one third of this show.

You're definitely a third.

Yes.

What show is that, by the way?

Yeah, you just said this show.

You take one week off and you've forgotten how to do everything.

I haven't forgotten how to do everything. I haven't. I'm even recording this as I speak. I know that's how podcast work. Silly man. Stop that golf clapping. Anyway, the cockney that you heard was Tim. Say hello. I'm not a cockney. You are a cockney. You're from landing, mate. You haven't're wrong part of Landon, mate No, you're not You slag So what are you then What kind of denomination of Londoner are you I'm North Londoner, I don't know There's no real... North London, in it? North London Right, fair enough And the man who is undeniably Scottish it's John Brady Scotland

marvellous you know I would say it's good to be back

but I'd be lying sure it really isn't yeah welcome to the Big Red Vile UK podcast episode

18 which nobody else has said so I will do the housekeeping this week I'll

make everything tidy.

You put all the socks away in the drawer. You put the washing in the machine. You've given the vacuum. Are we going over on the carpet? I'll do all of that for you. And you've even buffed your sporan, haven't you, John? Scottish jokes. Very good. Yeah. Press the fuck on. Was that invented to weigh the kilt down in case you got a Marrily Monroe updraft?

Actually, that is a misconception. It is basically a place to put stuff if you really have to carry stuff. Like, like your lip glass, your blue face paint, the pants that you forgot to put on. I would say a a knife but i's kept in my socks so i can just

shot you up once you're done talking let's talk about stuff where you win yeah well nothing

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