If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years,

men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Oh, ho! r b uk worst teeth better accents oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho mary christmas i'm dan this is a special crimbo episode of b r u k salutations to you all i i i I hope you have had a Christmas period for the fun and jollity already

and that you didn't sustain too many paper cuts

wrapping all the presents that you bought

um yes and

I'm joined as usual by Tim say hello

hello and Coleman

too hi hi we're all

a bit confused because this is the earliest we've recorded in a long while.

In the never-ending bit to stop me drinking during the show, we're doing this in the morning.

Yes, but yet again, we have failed.

Tim Bless him's only just woken up.

He's not a morning person.

His usual solution to mornings is just remaining completely catatonic.

Hello.

Hi, Tim.

Yeah, hi.

Hi.

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