If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years,

men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games,

BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello! UK worst teeth better accents hello hello and indeed a hoi hoi ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode

170 of BRB UK it is a thing yes it's this thing you're listening to right now

my name is Dan I'm one of your hosts. Hello, how are you doing?

Splendid. Glad to hear it.

I left the appropriate pause for you to reply.

Even though I can't hear your reply, because we're having an asynchronous conversation,

and that would actually destroy the time-space continuum if we could have a real-time chat.

See, this is why I normally interrupt you.

Well, it's only because you're poorly. Say hello to Tim. Hello to Tim.

And this week, Tim's joined by our special guest, Influenza.

Yes.

How you doing?

Well, it's World Man Day, so I thought I'd get Man flu for the occasion. Is it World Man Day? Apparently, yes. Man's lib. Come on. Yeah. Yeah, let's all stretch our

B-de-Urne in unison.

Burning our box of shorts

and stuff.

What?

I don't know.

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