In 2012, most video game news seems to revolve around America.

Well, b-a-to-that.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoy, and welcome to episode 12 of BRB UK.

I am one of your host, Dan, and I am joined on the internet, as always, by the incomparable and also gobshite-worthy Tim.

Gobshite-worthy?

Yeah, I think that's a word.

Who does that make any sense?

It doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

But you do talk a lot of crap.

I'd tell you something else that doesn't make sense, so I was just thinking as you were making your intro then as well. Do you think it's long enough that we talked about, like you saying a hoi-hoi that people don't know why you say your hoi-hoi anymore? It's because he's like dead posh and stuff. Yeah, I am actually... That's the more or less of it. I'm speaking to you through the original phone made by Alexander Graham Bell.

He's actually coming to you from a wax cylinder.

That actually gives more of the answer than, yes, than you might think from the nonsense you

dispouted, but still.

Basically, if you've not been around for a few episodes, Dan's the posh one, Tim is the dumb one, and I'm the Scottish one. Hello, Scottish one, how are you? Basically how it works, basically. I'm all right. Yeah, you're okay? Yeah. Curtis, no Mickey taking yet. I think I've got a name as well, but... John Feces!

The Feces of the internet.

He is.

It'll do.

Every day he crimps out some choice words on the internet.

That's why we're called him John Feces.

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