If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years,

men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games,

BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello! U.K. Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, a hoi-hoi, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this here episode 118 of BRB UK.

It's a podcast.

It's a thing.

It's in your ears as am I.

I'm the one nestling behind that rather juicy little bit of earwax you got in that right ear. Mmm, tasty. I'm Dan. I'm talking rubbish and that's because I'm still... This is what happens when I don't interrupt you early enough. No, no, it's fine. And I'm still recovering from the deleterious effects of 24 hours of extra life on my psyche. It was pretty brutal this year, but we'll talk about that a bit more in a minute. I am joined, as always, by Tim Hipsis Squire. Say hello. Hello. And we appear, Tim. We appear Tim? No. Jesus. We appear, comma. Do we? Yes, we do. Two, just let me finish the sentence. I know this is a concept that is alien to you, letting people finish sentences, shut up.

Shush.

Oh, Jesus.

Tim, I understand that you, sir, have given Chris Coleman, or Coleman's he's known, the premier stalker of BRB, the keys to the mansion, so he can now stalkers whenever he wishes. Pretty much, yeah, he's in, he's got keys, he's, yeah, put his feet under the table. Why? Why? Why is he going to be staring at me when I sleep every night? Yeah, we thought that was a good idea. We thought you'd like it. You know, it was all right until I thought, oh, that piece of toilet paper is conveniently positioned, and I realised it was him having it to me. I was staying in the linen closet. Sorry, I was a bit close to the microphone. Yes, hi. You've been doing a lot of that too close nonsense, quite a lot, mate, actually, to be fair. I like to twiddle all the hair behind you.

Yeah, stop it now, you're being weirdling in.

That's not allowed in your terms and conditions.

I forgot I was the BRB stalker.

That was a while ago.

Yeah, it was, wasn't it?

How you doing, Coleman?

I'm not bad.

There's some kind of hibbitty-hob, concert going on today. So it kind of just delayed my getting to the podcast.

Well, some kind of garage music. Hmm. Oh, no. Some grimy garages. Maybe some R and indeed B. Well, R and all B or both. Hmm. Maybe I think it's the two combined together. Oh dear. That's very right. I'm going to have to put up with a hell of a lot of this going forward. Is both hip and hot present

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