If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi. And may I just say, since it's gamescom week,

Guten tog! Uh, which is my best German accent. Came out a bit cockney.

Oh, I don't know why. Um, um... Guntog, mate. Gung- I'm Dolchops gung chag, in it. So, yeah, I'm Dan. I'm one of your hosts. A pleasure to be nestled in your ear holes, as always, on this of all weeks. And I'm joined this week by none other than the Internet's favourite mumbly bloke.

It's Tim, say hello.

Hello!

And John is allergic to Thursdays again this week, which is the day we record.

What have you done?

I don't know what I've done. But, since John isn't here, but I know he'd want me to carry this on okay um in the year one one three

oh god no oh oh I didn't even remember

about that this year it was the last year

of the young that's what it feels like

every time you do this to me it feels like we're going through

another year the more you interrupt me the longer it's going to take

oh god you know I'm coming over all disappointed

dad in the way. The more you do that, the more you do that, the more you do that, 10-3 longer

I'm going to take. Yeah. You'd be pleased to know it was the last seventh year of the

Yongchoo era of the Hand Dynasty in China. I'm fascinating about that. Fun fact.

Well, it's a fact.

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