If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, ohoy, hoy-hoy, and welcome to the fantabulous Big Red Barrel UK podcast, episode 109, ladies and gentlemen.

I am your host, Fake Dan once again, for the real Dan is deceased. And with me as always,

on the land of jolly old London town, it's basically Tim Hibbs. Hello, you're getting

bearer of being fake Dan. That's a really good Dan impression. I'm a little bit scared.

I have to say, though, Dan isn't quite dead. No, no, not quite dead. Although his cat has gone AWOL. Oh. He's much talked about cat on the podcast. I feel bad, man. He's missing, which was one of the reasons he was missing. He has been sick in the head previous to that. Yeah. Now he has a missing cat. Or hobnob. Yeah. Missing his hobnob.

I feel bad for the dead joke now.

You should.

You'll feel worse if he's actually dead next week.

Oh God, don't say that.

I'll feel terrible now though, so that's okay.

I'm just so here laughing at all.

But also, in case anyone hasn't realized by the other voice that's joined us this week,

John's lost his action. Yeah, John has also forgotten entirely that it is actually Thursday this week.

Again. Again. Which is generally to be expected these days. So, part of the course, but no John and no Dan.

But, yeah, we have been joined by Chris Coleman,

doing a very good job of fake Dan,

and hopefully doing a reasonable job of fake John is Rick.

Hi.

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