If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoi-hoi, and welcome to Big Red Barrel UK podcast episode 107. I'm your host, fake Dan.

And with me as all... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's this guy? Who guy? Wait a minute. I thought you said Dan was off this week. Something's fishy. Phil fishy. Phil Fishing. Not that bad. But something's wrong. I thought you said Dan was off this week. Didn't he? Did he say Dan or did he say fake Dan?

He said fake Dan. Who's fake Dan?

Captain Don.

I need a parent. Help.

What's going on?

But for anyone that hasn't heard before...

I think we've been hacked.

Yeah. We haven't been hacked. It's okay It's okay This has occurred before We know what to do In this situation It's okay We have fake Dan Along for the ride It's otherwise known as Chris Coleman Thank you very much for joining us Oh okay But it's okay I know you haven't seen the situation before,

but you have remembered it's a Thursday,

and me and Chris are quite shocked at that being the case anyway.

So...

Did your calendar arrive?

It's okay.

We're right.

Good.

Oh, right.

Good.

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