If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Good morning, good evening, good afternoon, wherever you are. This is the Big Red Barrel UK podcast episode number 101.

We have officially passed the octogenarian barrier. You're not Dan.

In this, your possibly favourite, possibly not favourite, possibly not favourite UK-based video games podcast featuring two Englishmen and a Scotsman. I'll repeat my objection. You're not Dan. Yes, for this week we're not two Englishmen and a Scotsman. What are you doing introducing the show? We are a Scotsman and Englishman because we are a Dan Gibboned Down we're a Dan short of a

podcast trio is that what you're saying

we are a Dan short of a podcast

trio that doesn't quite it's it's like

a picnic sort of a sandwich

or a sandwich short of a picnic

it's an open sandwich

yeah we've got just like the two slices

of bread we just don't have the butter. Is he the butter? He could be the butter. He could be the ham, the cheese. He could be whatever he wants to be. Whatever he is, we're missing part of our sandwich filling this week. So we're going to try and struggle on. And that's just a piece of our sanity. You're just a pickle, Dan.

That's all you are.

And we are a pickle short of a full sandwich this week.

Right, enough straddling metaphors.

Let's get down to business in this our favourite game podcast.

This, by the way, joining me, I'm John.

Joining me, as usual, is Mr. Timothy Hibbs. Hello! That's you. That's me. Good job. Yes. Excellent. We're here to talk about all things gaming related with possibly a UK fan, and by that I mean we've got funny accents to some of you. So, let's crack on and jump straight in with Big One, which is, as of the early hours of this morning,

the brand new PS4 update, which I got really excited about last week, has gone live.

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