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LuAnna: The Podcast

'Brb on my way to the Vatican!'

LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.811.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

This week’s Luanna feels (to Imo) much like a Sunday evening catch up with your friends around the coffee table chatting absolute garbage. We go off on a Carol Smillie tangent for a good while, Anna’s neighbour has died, Lu’s feeling old, Anna got drink and emotional in the back garden with Alex, Lu and Imo have a meltdown over a listener story, Enzo’s nativity line is getting longer and longer meanwhile Indigo’s a “black thing” in her nativity.

Plus, we get festive with a quickly cobbled together ‘Guess the Christmas Carol from the lyric’ game, the Pope’s insta account has been liking a bikini model’s photos and a bit of a Wagatha Christie update.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947

Transcript

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0:00.0

Staying in is the new going out, especially when you can get a Skyglass TV with Sky Entertainment

0:07.8

and Netflix for the great value price of £38 a month.

0:12.8

Oh, and Discovery Plus is now included at no extra cost.

0:17.5

Go to Sky.com or head in store for more details.

0:21.6

Ends February 23, subject to status 10 pound up from payment requires 48 month interest

0:25.1

for free line. TV subscription and 80 month contract broadband minimum speed 10 megabytes per second. Prices may vary, time to apply.

0:55.1

She is filming away and so we have been shoved to the bottom of the pile to an evening slot of the Williamson's time.

1:09.1

We even the graveyard shift. No, this is where I am.

1:14.1

It's the buy annual filming that I end up getting dragged into.

1:23.1

I love it. I love it. I love it very, very much.

1:27.1

But this is where girls listen girls. This is why I basically owe you every time because Lou Fanningons yes, this is a teeny weedy pre-record.

1:35.1

Not by much, only for a few days.

1:37.1

This shows how hard working you are, Anna. How much, in a moment, I love your ex-baves.

1:43.1

Do you know what? It shows how much we love our Lou Fanningons.

1:47.1

It's true. You know the show must go on. No, telly show.

1:53.1

No, telly show. No, I can't be that loud because I can't be too loud.

1:57.1

Can I just say? No, I know because it's Sunday night. Can I just say guys, I'm sitting here. This is the reality.

2:03.1

So I've had a bath. This is always a win. Yeah.

2:06.1

Oh, Vagy is a win. Vagy is a win.

2:08.1

Vagy is a win. That bet. Vagy does not have tongue to tongue to tongue to get my vagy in your face. It is not a fresh straight out of the bath.

2:17.1

Scrub, the bug, the bug, the bug. No discharge from me. It's just a clean face cheeks smell of the grave fruit but ain't sour, sweet.

2:30.1

Luckily, when you wanna go, yes, I'm sorry. Right, Carrie, I'm.

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