4.8 • 926 Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2015
⏱️ 4 minutes
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0:00.0 | Brother, you know what day it is? It's 121815? It's actually here. I know! |
0:09.0 | The force awakens is here. It seems like just yesterday that you created the Star Wars |
0:15.8 | club in high school. It totally does and I brought back some of our old friends of |
0:19.8 | Java's Iron Eyeball Butler. Canuska, Achua Plinky. |
0:24.0 | Luke's lightsaber training ball? |
0:26.0 | Pshh, pshh, you can Efruz Vegetable Steamer is here. |
0:29.0 | There's only one way to show the world how excited we are. |
0:35.0 | Hastily prepared parody song. |
0:38.0 | Ready begins. |
0:39.0 | Star Wars The Force Awakens opens up this week to deafening cheers. Cheers. |
0:53.0 | Star Wars |
0:57.0 | Holy Star Wars. |
1:00.0 | Bra we've been waiting for about 30 years. |
1:07.0 | But dogs die, your math sucks. |
1:11.0 | I think you forgot the prequo-quo- |
1:14.0 | Yeah, I didn't. My Smally. I'm sure you'll agree it's better if we act like they don't exist. |
1:22.0 | Oh! Star Wars, the Fourth Awakens |
1:29.0 | by J.J. Abrams. That sounds pretty weird. |
1:37.8 | Hey, is Abrams really cut out for this job. Don't know. |
1:43.0 | Did you see that loss finale? |
1:45.0 | It's okay. |
1:46.0 | He also did Star Trek and M. I 3. |
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