If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello! BRB UK. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello, and in Edita Hoy, Hoy, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 369 of BRB UK.

Yes, that's right, is the one that comes betwixt 368 and 370, which means we're nearly at 400,

which is pretty shocking that we actually remember to do.

I'm like 300 years old now.

The fact that I remember to do this every week is frankly just astounding.

I am Dan.

I'm one of your hosts.

Hello.

Hello.

And I'm joined as usual by Tim,

who just cannot keep quiet.

And also,

Coleman, who is being creepily quiet.

Hi, episode 300 and naughty number.

So much like, well, I'm going to introduce you through a little behind-the-scenes stuff here.

So we record this on a Thursday evening.

You, dear listeners, hear this on a Friday morning, a period of time which is approximately the same as Stadia's input lag.

So Stadier launched this week, we all cancelled our pre-orders.

Yeah.

And my goodness, am I glad I did?

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