Hoodle, is someone at the door at Southern Charm?

Michael, it's time for my medicine.

Come and listen to a podcast host about some queens.

Talking about folks living way above their means.

They all live in Charleston where the booze is always flowing.

And we know too much about them all because of Andy Cohen.

Bravo, that is. Southern charm.

Sweet tea.

Well, Cameron is the sweetest, and Austin is a tool.

Shep can be a jerk, but Chelsea's really cool.

Craig is playing lawyer.

Eliza's playing games.

There's a lot of other blonde girls.

We forget their names.

Madison. Heather Lynn. lot of other blonde girls. We forget their names. Madison, Heather

Lynn, skimble shanks. It's Sweet Tea, the unauthorized Southern Charm podcast.

I think it's good that you're not hearing yourself. Maybe that's good for a change.

I'll miss it. It's fine. I'll miss it. Y'all, we're recording. We're doing, welcome to this show, everybody. We are recording.

Hello, everyone. I am coming from a secure location in a bunker in South Carolina.

And y'all, we're doing this with my three-year-old nephew at my house.

Well, we're doing this through Skype.

And there's a giant bear behind Poodle in the background.

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