Hoodle, is someone at the door at Southern Charm!

Michael, it's time for my medicine.

Come and listen to a podcast host about some queens.

Talking about folks living way above their means.

They all live in Charleston where the booze is always flowing.

And we know too much about them all because of Andy Cohen.

Bravo, that is. Southern Chalm. Sweet tea.

Well, Cameron is the sweetest, and Austin is a tool.

Shep can be a jerk, but Chelsea's really cool.

Craig is playing lawyer.

Eliza's playing games.

There's a lot of other blonde girls.

We forget their names.

Madison. Heather Lynn. lot of other blonde girls. We forget their names. Madison. Heather

Lynn. Skimble shanks. It's Sweet Tea, the unauthorized Southern Charm podcast.

Yes, I can hear you very well. I could even hear you when you said you needed water actually fixing yourself a vodka tonic.

No, I'd knocked over my water.

And so you decided to get an alcoholic drink.

Well, what else does one do?

Y'all, welcome to Sweet Tea.

We're already recording.

We're doing...

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