Welcome to the high and low podcast.

I am your host, Bravo, Bravo, Ducking Bravo, and I'm irritated because I watched The Valley.

The next step in the evolution of Vanderpump rules, where we get to see some chosen cast members experiment with parenthood,

marriage, home ownership, and judging others. Now, there's a lot happening in Bravo

Universe in general, so we're going to go over a few things before we jump into the valley.

Portia Williams has apparently said why she filed for divorce from Simon, and it had to do with all the dust that was uncovered, the dust in the dirt of him trying to become a citizen since the 90s, but having some some sketchiness in his record that kept that from happening. Apparently she didn't know about that.

Y'all do a background check. If you have a few dollars in your pocket, do a background check.

You know what's better than a fancy handbag? A background check. You know what you're going to love

more than the hottest shoes? A background check. You could buy a bunch of clothes for next season. You might regret some of those purchases. One thing you won't regret, though, is a background check. Now, the stuff that was in his past, I think we talked about this before. I can't remember. It's all a blur. None of it was like horrible, but it's just sketchy.

Okay, it's like overstaying your six-month visa bank and credit card fraud.

And those are felonies.

Credit card fraud is a felony.

As we have heard in the Marco Marco lawsuit, what he was being accused of, what Chris from Marco Marco was being accused of, those were

big time charges to misuse, abuse somebody else's credit card and identity. Now, we don't know the,

we don't know the details of Simons, but it just says, you know, another felony offense credit

card fraud, using a different identity, omitting information in order to get temporary status and then then finding out

about that, because they're going to find out. So that's Portia. She's dealing with that. She's going to

get free of that and she's going to be okay. Lots of changes happening on Potomac. Oh, that used to be

one of my favorites. I haven't watched in a minute. And I can't really explain why. We all know

the DVR took it out of me.

But I would turn it on and the magic wasn't there for me as it used to be. I love Karen. She'll always be

Queen Kern to me. I was not a fan of Candace. Never had been, you know, in the recent seasons I had

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