Okay, just say, hi my name is Ralph and I'm a slut.

My name is Ralph and Joseph's a slut.

I came from the mud.

There's dirt on my hands. My social. I'm coming to you from my favorite study in the entire country, Chicago, Illinois.

I don't know if you guys know this, but I used to live here.

I used to live a few blocks from where I'm at right meow, and I feel at peace. And if you're listening you can go ahead and

text me at 1313. 251-1-036. Text the word pod you go to my little

podcast texting group where I'll keep you posted and all the cool things that's coming up.

A, you heard it here first. I'm going to be doing a digital comedy show somewhere at the end of August,

maybe early September. If you text me, you'll get the ticket links first so you can get in there and make sure that you

come and have a good laugh.

Also, we got some new merchant stock on the website, Mr.D. Shop Mr.D.

Times 3.com and again the number is 1.3.251.

1.0.36.

So my guest today is someone that you might remember.

They popped up in my Instagram stories a lot when I used to live here.

It's my uncle Ralph, also known as my gungal Ralph,

and I'm currently on his beautiful patio

sitting next to his dead birch tree

and an off water fountain give it up for Ralph Asano.

Hey Joe!

I need to let you know something.

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