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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2014

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Bell House in Brooklyn, Greg babbles on Bewitched, Billy Barty and The Book of the Damned.

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0:30.6

Great

0:33.3

Once again the smart fun of the world

0:38.4

Brooklyn's most comodious comedy club located in the irrigated irrigated

0:43.6

Asmatic asphyxiated dolphin district of Bolana

0:50.4

There are close apocalyptic lead here at the bellhouse in Brooklyn who they crash

0:54.7

Let's take that down the Jeff you know it's a Kentucky Derby day, but Antley does anyone know who won the derby?

1:03.2

No, that's awesome

1:05.4

I think they just ran it a few minutes ago. Who was it?

1:09.4

Who was it just one person elect a person? Oh, so it wasn't the favorite

1:14.8

It was the favorite what was the odds, you know?

1:17.4

Like five to five to seven. Yeah, the favorite what a surprise you know what horse racing is the most legitimate sport in the United States

1:24.9

No way with the favorite win the biggest betting event of the year

1:28.8

So that there would be the lowest payout to the most people

1:31.7

That's how that works. Why do you know so much about gambling?

1:37.1

I'm not a gambler. I don't really like gambling. I gamble with like, you know being a comedian and

1:46.8

Attempting to get laps in different places all around the world when I have very little leg to stand on I

1:51.7

I tried to build a house of straw and then like put steel on top of it

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