Brass Tacks: Sex Hungry Tortoise Saves Species

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🗓️ 12 January 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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A giant Galápagos tortoise called Diego and his legendary libido managed to help save his species by aiding a breeding programme for decades in Ecudaor. The 100-year-old plus tortoise is responsible for 40% of the estimated 2,000 tortoises born through the programme. Pardon My American podcast (PMA) is an opinion-based podcast that explores politics, entertainment, paranormal, and culture all while having a good laugh. They keep things lighthearted as they dive into subjects that inspire you to think and ask questions. Support Our Sponsors ► MyBookie Support Our Show ► Website ► Buy Merch ► Patreon Watch & Follow Our Show ► YouTube ► Rumble ► Rokfin ► Instagram ► Telegram Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	This coming from the Daily Star, Sex-Hungry Tortoise saved entire species from extinction and fathered 800 kids.
0:10.4	Yes.
0:10.8	Oh, yeah, baby.
0:11.8	Oh, my gosh.
0:13.1	This is not a slow turtle.
0:14.4	Doing work.
0:15.3	He's doing it.
0:15.8	Well, I've heard of a horny toad, and now I've heard of a horny tortoise.
0:19.9	Yeah.
0:20.3	This is next level. It's the titillny tortoise. Yeah. This is the next level.
0:21.9	It's the titillating tortoise.
0:23.4	You know what I'm saying?
0:24.6	Yes.
0:25.3	So, Greg, you brought this one in the mix here.
0:28.3	Yeah.
0:28.8	And we were kind of discussing like what to do.
0:31.5	And I can't pass this one up as just being funny.
0:35.1	I mean, this is a hero to the species.
0:37.4	It's a hero to the species.
0:38.0	It's a hero.
0:38.5	Like,
0:40.6	make a bust of this guy.
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