Brass Tacks: Sex Hungry Tortoise Saves Species
Pardon My American
Pardon My American Podcast
4.8 • 753 Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2023
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This coming from the Daily Star, Sex-Hungry Tortoise saved entire species from extinction and fathered 800 kids. |
| 0:10.4 | Yes. |
| 0:10.8 | Oh, yeah, baby. |
| 0:11.8 | Oh, my gosh. |
| 0:13.1 | This is not a slow turtle. |
| 0:14.4 | Doing work. |
| 0:15.3 | He's doing it. |
| 0:15.8 | Well, I've heard of a horny toad, and now I've heard of a horny tortoise. |
| 0:19.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:20.3 | This is next level. It's the titillny tortoise. Yeah. This is the next level. |
| 0:21.9 | It's the titillating tortoise. |
| 0:23.4 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 0:24.6 | Yes. |
| 0:25.3 | So, Greg, you brought this one in the mix here. |
| 0:28.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.8 | And we were kind of discussing like what to do. |
| 0:31.5 | And I can't pass this one up as just being funny. |
| 0:35.1 | I mean, this is a hero to the species. |
| 0:37.4 | It's a hero to the species. |
| 0:38.0 | It's a hero. |
| 0:38.5 | Like, |
| 0:40.6 | make a bust of this guy. |
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