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Brass Tacks: ‘Butt doctor’ Reveals Why You Shouldn’t Use Toilet Paper

Pardon My American

Pardon My American Podcast

Politics, News, Society & Culture, Entertainment News, Comedy

4.8753 Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

An Aussie expert Dr Bradley Morris also known as the ‘Butt Doctor’ has revealed why he’s not a fan of toilet paper, saying that wiping “too vigorously” can lead to a lot of issues.   Pardon My American podcast (PMA) is an opinion-based podcast that explores politics, entertainment, paranormal, and culture all while having a good laugh. They keep things lighthearted as they dive into subjects that inspire you to think and ask questions.   Support Our Sponsors ► Aura ► Ghostbed ► Fum   Support Our Show ► Website ► Buy Merch ► Patreon   Watch & Follow Our Show ► YouTube ► Rumble ► Rokfin ► Instagram ► Telegram     Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

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0:55.0

secure. This article goes against everything that we've been taught. Okay? I poop every day. You

1:03.8

poop every day. I hope you do. We don't. Well, if you don't, some people are, you know, they constipated.

1:09.1

There's some people that have trouble pooping, you know what I'm saying?

1:12.1

But if you poop, we all as a society, I think not just in America, but in almost every country, have a kind of a way of doing it.

1:21.2

You drop your, drop your Duke.

1:23.0

You know what I'm saying?

1:24.1

You go, you spin that roll of toilet paper, that soft white toilet paper unless you're you know

1:29.2

you're getting the cheap shit and i mean that's possible too we got some of that here actually

1:32.0

real thin uh you got to get a lot of it and then you wipe and you wipe and you wipe until there's

1:37.6

no poo left on that little little white and you throw it in there and you flush and you wash your

1:42.1

hands and you leave. But guess what?

1:46.3

We've been doing it all wrong.

1:47.8

We've been duped, my friends.

1:49.2

They lied to us again.

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