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Good For You

Brandon Kyle Goodman

Good For You

Whitney Cummings

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.47.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

Whitney has a hot take on Elon Musk and then talks to actor, writer, and activist Brandon Kyle Goodman (Big Mouth, Modern Love). Brandon and Whitney (with her misplaced hair extensions) talk about unhinged Etsy purchases, Queer representation,...

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0:00.0

No! Why are you doing this so much hate in your heart? I'm so good at catching things.

0:25.5

You are weirdly good at catching, you know, I think it's you learning. No, I think it's you learning reflexes from trying to never let calm hit your face.

0:35.5

Why is that something I should be embarrassed about? I'm least just lose, or she doesn't let calm hit her in the eye.

0:45.5

I do like shaving people for things. They should be proud of.

0:51.5

I've never had a pearl necklace. I'm a little bit loopy. I'm not going to live. I'm also going to take a propane all right now because I forgot that I've gotten taken one.

1:07.5

Walk us through, but that is. You don't Google it. We're not done. I'm not doing this anymore. I'm not doing the thing where if you have a question, you ask me.

1:15.5

It's called a conversation. I know if it's easily found on Google, don't ask me. That's the new, my new thing. Okay. Have we talked about the blackers on the show? No.

1:27.5

Okay. Can you Google it and then tell people what it is? I've got someone to podcast or someone asked me to go to my Google. I'm like, this is a fucking podcast.

1:37.5

Your guess is like my new version of my podcast is just me a bunch of bullet points of things for you guys to Google. Then you just say here, you know why this. I did that because I feel like I'm a broken record and I talk about things too much, but if I haven't talking about it.

1:51.5

Literally the one thing that you haven't talked about. I'll give you a list of everything no one wants to hear about anymore. That is not on it. Okay. There's a thing beta blockers. Well, I'm going to have to start with Ancestral trauma.

2:01.5

No, okay. She's redoing a hotel in West Virginia. Propanelol is what it's called beta blockers. These are these things that if you're nervous, you can take them and they it's not like a,

2:13.5

a narcotic or a benzodiazepine. I like the other stuff she's on or like I'm not on anything. Everyone still thinks that I'm like on stuff. I was during the pandemic. I was micro dosing a couple things, but those days are over because my lover of set a very strong boundary.

2:29.5

Then he would leave. He was also like, I haven't fully consistently gotten back to brushing my hair. When it's this dry and bleached to wash it is just to touch it.

2:43.5

God fine. Let me touch it near the microphone. Get up and do it over here then just because I'm not going to lean over and tweak my back for your weird perversions. Hold on.

2:54.5

We have fun. We have fun. We have. I did just try to. That's the sound of my hair.

3:08.5

That is by the way, I just learned how you masturbate 100% the way she just moved her hands. They're a little short. Most people masturbate like a lot. They're like tiny little.

3:24.5

You wanted to know about pro panel and I need to finish this. When you are nervous, you're going to a job interview. You are going to an audition. You're going to a big pitch. You have to do some public speaking. You're going to run into your ex at a party.

3:39.5

Anything like that where you are going to be sweating. When you get nervous, as soon as you realize you're nervous, you get more nervous.

3:45.5

I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. It's just this sort of cycle of exacerbates and gets worse and worse. All beta blockers do is stop adrenaline.

3:55.5

I should take one every morning. You should. I mean, the fact that you don't go through my purse is shocking to me because there is a plethora. I don't take them as much as I used to.

4:05.5

I used to do for big auditions or big screen tests because a lot of times when you're in Shobas, you go into a big screen test and then there's a famous actor that you didn't know was going to be there.

4:18.5

They produce. It's more the fact that you're thrown off. One time I went into an audition for just like a normal sitcom. This is by the time celebrities started producing TV shows. I walked in. It was just like Will Smith was two feet away from me.

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