Brandon Gets Parenting Advice From An EXPERT: White Sox Dave | The Yak 3-25-26
The Yak
Barstool Sports
4.9 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 133 minutes
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"I was shaving at 12 years old." You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/barstoolyak
You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/barstoolyak
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.3 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:14.4 | The Yak, sponsored by Stella Blue Coffee, get it in a can, get the beans. You can't go wrong, 100% pure with a bunch of different flavors. |
| 0:26.2 | My favorite is the mocha, the espresso mocha, and you save dogs. |
| 0:30.6 | Dogs are dying. |
| 0:32.0 | Left and right of a myriad of cancers and organ failures, and you can save them by buying Stella Blue, |
| 0:38.8 | better ingredients, better coffee. |
| 0:43.2 | Did you steal Papa John's? |
| 0:44.7 | Did I? |
| 0:45.6 | I knew it was one of the fast food chain. |
| 0:48.7 | Yeah, this game is corrupt. |
| 0:50.0 | I remember that commercial, Papa John's dogs are dying. |
| 0:52.6 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:53.4 | Organ failure. |
| 0:54.1 | All sorts of cancers. Yeah. Am myriad, yeah. Carousel of rotating cancers, but only one at a time. They can't get two at once? Yeah. Hmm. Interesting fact. I don't think Stella Blue claims to say, like, cure cancer in dogs, right just it just aims to save the dogs or shelter i |
| 1:11.7 | i'd rather i'd rather die of cancer at a house than somebody's shelter but an unadopted dog |
| 1:17.8 | that could lead to stress that could lead to cancer so ultimately would you rather die of old age |
| 1:22.3 | at the shelter or die of cancer at the dog age of eight in a house. Cancer in a house. |
| 1:27.6 | Yeah. Would you rather get hornier every year or less horny every year? Well, it's less horny. I don't have a choice. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but yeah, this is called a hypothetical. No, no. Imagine a society with like 80-year-old just, yeah. Well, I think they are, 80-year-olds are horny. Are they horny? The STD rate in nursing homes, I feel like we have this. |
| 1:47.1 | Is that true? |
| 1:47.6 | I think they are 80 year olds are horny are they horny are they sedy |
| 1:45.4 | i feel like we have this that's true i think they just hand out viagra it was on scrubs |
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