Brandon Ash-Mohammed

Homophilia

WOW Podcast Network

Comedy

4.4 • 926 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This week Matt and Dave welcome the hilarious Brandon Ash-Mohammed! The guys discuss zoom stand-up comedy, Disney +, rewatching old Lindsay Lohan movies, quarantine routines, predictions for the future of stand-up comedy, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Madonna, Toronto COVID regulations and protests, Second City scandals, meeting your boyfriend on Grindr, living out security guard fantasies, first boyfriends, why Brandon quit stand-up for three years, improv for anxiety, and why recording Canada's first-ever queer Black comedy album (Capricornication!) was the best and worst night of his life. Order Brandon's album here: https://howlandroarrecords.com/shop/capricornacation-brandon-ash-mohammed. The first month of sales goes to: Black Lives Matter Toronto, SOY Toronto and 2 Spirits

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0:00.0	And the Oh, Matt.
0:28.0	Dave, what's on your spirit? What's going on?
0:31.0	Um, life is good. Life is okay. Life is slowly returning to normal after weeks of lockdown.
0:40.0	Yeah. Sort of, but also it will never be normal again.
0:45.0	No, it will never be normal again and that's probably for the best.
0:48.2	Ultimately, we are discovering a new normal.
0:56.8	I am discovering, I don't know if I've mentioned this to you Matt McConkey, what is that? That I live around the corner from not only Jackson Brittany from Founding Rules. I'd like to talk about them actually but
1:05.5	we'll circle back continue. He did he did speed past our house the other day on
1:10.8	like a cooler with an engine. A cooler with an it? Oh literally a
1:16.4	cooler? TV but like the seat was a giant cooler and he kind of zipped past and
1:21.4	gave a little wave as he passed.
1:23.7	So I was like, you know what, that's Jack's being Jackson.
1:25.6	We just gotta let that happen.
1:26.8	But I also have just discovered that I live around the corner from alt-right superstar Ben Shapiro.
1:37.4	Really? Yeah.
1:39.4	How did you discover that? Getting all upset because the Supreme Court said that you can't discriminate
1:44.4	us in employment.
1:45.4	Oh, wow.
1:47.2	Yeah, I do, how did you...
1:49.2	Pass by him on a Saturday as he was out walking with his family and I passed and I said that looks
1:55.4	like Ben Shapiro, that can't be Ben Shapiro.
1:57.1	And then I turned around and passed him again and it was absolutely Ben Shapiro.
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