Brandon Ash-Mohammed
Couples Therapy
Naomi and Andy
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Once again, while other podcasts are SCARED to put out an episode during the holidays, we're rarin' to hold your hand through these cold (both climatological and emotional) times! And today we're talking to one of our new favs, Brandon Ash-Mohammed. We watched LOL: Canada, a reality/gameshow where comedians try to make each other laugh, and encountered Brandon for the first time. That, folks, is where we fell in love with him, and talking to him on today's episode confirms that he's a real sweetheart! Now, you might also know Brandon from his stand-up, as an actor on Heated Rivalry or as the head writer of Canada's Drag Race, and on today's episode, Brandon spills the behind-the-scenes tea about competing on LOL, tells us how he met his bf, ending a cross-border situationship, screwing with a terrible psychologist when he was a child and SO MUCH MORE! PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!
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| 0:00.0 | Open your hearts. |
| 0:01.7 | Loosen your butts. |
| 0:03.2 | It's time for couples therapy. |
| 0:08.1 | Yeah, this podcast is Andy and Naomi's where they can both laugh and hang with all their |
| 0:13.3 | homies talking excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situationships |
| 0:17.3 | and conscious and coupling from Netflix hookups to single them with some bulu. |
| 0:25.0 | Tech, sex, regrets. So feeling on your new jubu they gonna talk about it ah yeah you are in therapy I guarantee baby we got it's couple's therapy |
| 0:30.2 | Hey hey hey a couple therapy |
| 0:35.0 | Hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy. |
| 0:40.8 | My name is Andy. |
| 0:41.9 | My name is Naomi. |
| 0:43.0 | We're a real life couple. |
| 0:44.4 | A real life couple of comedians. |
| 0:46.2 | And on couples therapy, we answer a couple different questions from a couple. |
| 0:50.7 | Different listeners. |
| 0:52.1 | Ho, ho, ho! |
| 0:53.7 | Happy New Year! It is the turning of the year. |
| 0:59.6 | A difference without a distinction as far as I'm concerned, but Naomi, how are you feeling about |
| 1:06.6 | this? By the way, welcome everyone. Welcome to today's episode. How are you doing? How was, how were all your |
| 1:13.2 | holidays? Yes. How was your, what is today's? I knew you were going to ask me and I don't have it |
| 1:19.4 | off the top of my head, okay? I just want to mention Kwanza, but you know, do what you can. Do what |
| 1:23.5 | you can for the community. That's fair. Naomi. Yes. |
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