From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz.

I'm legendary anchorman Bill Curtis. Well, where are we?

Yeah.

And here's your host at the Studio Maker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Illinois.

Peter Seigal.

Thank you, Bill.

Thank you, everybody.

We got a great show for you today.

Later on, we're going to be talking to the fabulous singer-songwriter Brandy Carlisle.

But first, back in 2014, when our original judge and scorekeeper, Carl Castle, retired,

someone suggested that we should ask Bill Curtis to succeed him.

And I said, are you nuts?

Why would Bill Curtis, groundbreaking journalist and giant of broadcasting squander his hard-earned reputation doing our silly little show every week.

Well, today, either Bill is stepping down

after being the hilarious Bezo Profundo soul of our show

for 12 wonderful years,

or he finally came to his senses. So if you want to be one of the last people to benefit

from his wisdom and or his mistake, give us a call. The number is 1-3-8-8-8-8-8-8-2-4. Now it's time to

welcome our first listener contestant. Hi, you're on Wait-Wait-Wait, don't tell me.

Hi, this is Tiffany Washburn. I'm calling from Dayton, Ohio. Hey, Dayton is a beautiful place. I think we're going there later on. What do you do there? I am a mom of two, and in my free time, I'm a can-can dancer with Madame Gigi's. Hold on, wait a minute. Oh, another one. There's so many. I really, I got to talk to our screeners. Too many can-can. Wait a minute. You're a can-can dancer, like the Moulin Rouge can-Can-Can. You come a da-da-na-na-na-na-na-knack. Exactly like that. Wow. That's amazing. Is there a lot of call for can-can dancers these days in today's economy?

As a surprise. kicking you like that. Wow. That's amazing. Is there a lot of call for can-can dancers these days in today's economy? A surprising amount of demand. Yeah. When you're in town, you should stop by practice with us. Oh, yes. I'm making a note here. Absolutely. Tiffany, welcome to the show. Let me introduce you to our panel this week. First up, a comedian who you can see in Chattanooga, Tennessee on June 24th at the comedy catch with the show The Muslims are coming with equally threatening friends.

It's Nagine Farsad.

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