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Brandi Carlile asks about Jesus

Handsome

Headgum

Comedy

4.914.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Handsome icon Brandi Carlile blesses Handsome with a question about a well known dude! Plus taxi makeouts, vajazzling "Tig," poots, foot massager fun and much more! Don't forget to get tickets to our May 4 Live Show in LA!


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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Checking Allstate First could save you hundreds on car insurance. That's

0:09.3

smart. Not checking that I've got my handsome tuxedo ready to go before a big event. Big mistake. Now I'm

0:18.1

walking the red carpet and a t-shirt and jeans. Yeah, check him first is smart. So check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American insurance company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. Handsome pot.

0:38.1

Chatting the friends on the handsome pot.

0:40.9

Chatting the friends on the handsome pod.

0:45.5

Cheers.

0:46.8

Welcome to the handsome pod.

0:48.6

I'm Fortune Beamster.

0:49.9

I'm Mae Martin.

0:51.1

And I am Tignotaro.

0:53.1

Oh my God.

0:53.6

That was the cleanest we've ever introed this podcast. Yeah. Yeah, I just went for it. I took a risk. Oh, ready, because we're in the same place. Our energy's electric. I could fill the energy. You stuck the landing. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Are you not ready? Was it too soon? I was ready.

1:11.6

I was ready. Yeah. I'm kind of sweaty hands, sorry, because I drove here. That's all right. Wait. I did see my pull up in their car. Yeah. Why are your hands sweaty because you drove here? I'm still nervous about driving. I hold tight. Two hands, ten and two. Yeah. Like gripping.

1:26.8

Yeah.

1:27.7

Ripping.

1:28.6

I think so.

1:29.6

Yeah.

1:30.3

I think so.

1:31.4

One minute. tight. Two hands, 10 and two. Yeah. Gripping. Like gripping. Yeah. Ripping. I think so. I think so. Wasn't a car wash though. How was that? Did you mean to? Yeah, I meant too. Okay. And it was, I loved the whole experience. Oh, yeah. How the guys kind of tell you, okay, move forward and you drive. I can't stand that.

1:44.7

Oh, you hate that.

1:45.3

I hate it.

1:46.1

Oh, really? I can imagine depends on the guy. I had a nice guy who we were joshing around a bit. But you had a humorless. No, I'm not looking for a funny. You're not looking for a friend? No, I'm not. I'm just trying to park the car. And if somebody gets behind me and they're like, and I haven't asked them to, they're just like, get a, like, get out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When they just like, I guess it feels like mansplaining or something to me. I'm like, I'm all good, buddy. Car explaining. Yeah, car spleen in. Don't need it. Yeah. Look at your bracelets. See, when we're together in the room, there's so much more stimulus.

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