You are fucking really good at this shit.

My God, I was like last week I was like, they said you were great. I haven't watched it. I don't watch anything, but. Yeah. I don't watch it either. I know. I'm filter. Hit me with the tea then. I'm filter. Press play. Tell a friend. Living too loud for your quiet expectations. This your favorite podcast, your guilty little obsession. Okay. So guys, we kind of got into fashion because my friend who's the fashionista is here. You always say that. It's so sweet. You really are. She has like perfectly stacked bracelets and all the rings and like the right luggage. And I'm like here. I do have the right luggage. I know. I know. I'm here with the sports of a ball. How do you know the right? You see pictures the right luggage? You see pictures? You're like, oh my God, do you do?

Oh, do you know what I got?

I was like, what is that?

It's embarrassing. No, it's not. I should spend my money in other things, not fabulous luggage. I mean, if you can, you should. Okay. We're going to start out today. welcome to Brandy Glenville Unfiltered with Kristen Takeman my my bestie. Yay! My other child, James Moss, is doing, God knows what, in Texas and posting way too much. Oh, I didn't see it, but he's in Austin. He had his boots on last week. He was ready. He's breaking them in. Yeah. I mean, for sure. He's like, I wrote a bull today. And it was like really slow.

It was like a senior citizen bull. And I'm like, please get off the internet or whatever. Stop posting. So funny. But we miss you, James, kind of. But let's start because we were talking about the Met Gala. And I, of course, didn't watch it. So I'm going to look through this. And you're going to tell me the, you said the assignment.

I like that.

Is that they call it?

So I was wondering, I was this and you're going to tell me the, you said the assignment.

I like that.

Is that I'm going to call it? So I was wondering. I was looking through the TMZ gallery. That's all I do. Thank you, TMZ for doing like, what's it? Cliff Notes for everything. So I was looking through and everyone looked so different. Yeah. I thought the assignment was like superhero.

That's like Cinderella.

That's like Disney Princess, right?

Disney Princess. and everyone looked so different. I thought the assignment was like superhero. That's like Cinderella.

Disney princess, but I, you know the first, um, oh my gosh, it's Blake lively. You know the first word

that comes to my mind is Dr. Seuss. Oh, that I saw, look at it. Look at this one. Look at that.

Yeah. Tiana Taylor. See see that's the one i liked

oh no i'm just saying but it's like dr sus vibes so like what was the assignment

so i had to look up the assignment too because i thought it was like metallic superheroes

totally what is this but is fashion is art so i think that could be interpreted any kind of way. All right. Yeah, I get that. I love the Kylie. I love that. So what is this like this is like what basically? Like she's taking her clothes off. Like she's half dressed, half undressed. It's like she's like a perfume bottle that came alive and decided to get out of the department store. Oh my God, I love that. That's a good. Is analogy the right

word? Yeah, I don't even. I just came up with it. Huh. God, where do you even start when you're dressing for this? So I loved what Kendall had on, but it just gave me like Oscar vibes. Like, you know, it's pretty dress, but it's not like artsy. Reminds me of like a painting, like a lot of It's pretty, but I mean, like, I don't, I didn't get like over art from it.

Okay.

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