What, listen to Brandy Glanville, talk over me for an hour. That's the real tea. That is the real tea. It happened once and he's upset, that's not him. I'm filter. Hit me with the tea then. I'm filter. Press play. Tell a friend. Living too loud for your quiet expectations. This your favorite podcast, your guilty little obsession. Guess what? I'm about to have another Celsius urine for a fucking treat, bitch. Guess what?

You're going to have another Celsius urine for a fucking treat, bitch.

Guess what? You're gonna have this crazy personality.

What? I don't even want to look at you that way because there's a mole on the side of my thing that now everyone's gonna see.

Okay guys, I don't know what happened.

They're gonna be exposed to my face.

He's still talking. I had some sort of reaction or some, we all know the

left side of my face has been a problem for three years now. And it's just over, it's

I guess it's like having a moment. It was jealous of your mole. It really is. You're the mole.

You're the mole. Okay, but it looks huge. It's actually better than it was this morning because I got up, I took a Benadryl and take Advil and then I was massaging it. But the more I massaged it, it started to like get turned brown down here. But I think it might be like an infection trying to get out. But you know what? It does smooth the skin out quite a lot. It acts like the filler. I like it. I thought about that. My face-twin. I wonder if it's contagious going to have stuff. No. I want it all. I want it everywhere. Yeah. So back to my dad. My poor dad. He had two procedures today. Get off my Nike AirMax 90s.

Get your shoes up to catch.

You know why I got them?

It's because this beautiful little girl

at the plastic surgery center where they did my boobs

that I have to redo because I fell.

I had them and she was like cute and hot and young

and I'm like, what tennis used to have?

And then I got them so I could copy her. I'm a copycat.

Uh, how, okay, welcome to Brandon Glenda, Glendon Felttered with James Moss.

Do you know what I found out ass means? A giant hole. You didn't know? No, it literally is a giant hole. Moss or ass? No, Mars. My last name means a giant like hole. Like your butt in your butt? Yeah, there's a river and that's why they called the river that because it was like a giant gaping hole. Like the Mars river. It's in, and by the way it's... Don't clip that, Anthony! My vagina is not a giant gaping hole. It's been sewn shut. It grew over, actually, to be exact. It grew over from non-use. Although you have that tiny little vibrator, so there's probably a little nub there somewhere. Oh, it's not tiny, but I also don't want to stretch it up. My vagina, it's so tiny. Oh my mom would be so cute. If I had a vagina, it would be so tiny and cute and it would just be like. It would be so stretched out. But thinking of that, let's talk about last night. No, I haven't finished about my vagina. Okay, so it would be so cute. It would be really pretty. It would also, it would have no

teeth, no teeth, but I heard they have teeth. They don't. But you do know a lot of porn stars

that you might know more than I do. Yeah, you love a fupa. You have a fupa, right? If you have a

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