BRAND NEW - Death Dates with Kyla Cobbler

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Sony Music

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Irish stand up comedian and Insta SENSATION Kyla Cobbler joins Mel in this brand new show we're testing out. Goddess Charlie gives them both a date and a celebrity and all they need to do is work out if in that year the celebrity was dead or alive. Simples. Expect nostalgia and confusion over celebrities with the surname Armstrong. Oh, and why not play along at home and let us know how you got on @willthereswake DEATHLINGS ASSEMBLE! Mel, the Goddesses and Big God Ollie aka the full death squad will be joined by a very special guest at London’s adelphi theatre on 16th December so what are you waiting for? Grab your tickets now at fane.co.uk/will-wake It's going to be quite literally to die for. Want the episodes ad free AND extra content from Mel and the guests, PLUS everything from the Kathy Burke archive? 6 Feet Under gets knee deep in all your cracking correspondence. Head to wheretheresawilltheresawake.com to subscribe. AND If you've got a story for us, send it over to mel@deathpodcast.co.uk A Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Deathlings. You know that feeling when you've finally crossed over? Not to the other side, don't panic,
0:06.3	but just to the end of a day that's left you so pooped, even your aura needs a nap. Like when I've
0:11.7	been in the celestial studio with the goddesses all day welcoming the nation's favourite
0:15.1	celebrities to the pearly gates. Glamorous, yes. But all this cloud-fluffing can give a gal an appetite. The day is done, you've
0:23.3	ticked all the boxes and you deserve a little taste of heaven. And for me, heaven looks like a
0:28.9	tasty little summon-and-sum-and-sum from Uber Eats. I can picture it now. The clouds parting,
0:34.2	the angels singing, and instead of St Peter at the gates, it's my courier
0:38.3	with a bag full of my favourite curry. Here's looking at you, chicken chana masala, with a glorious
0:45.3	little puchwari nun on the side. Now that is eternal bliss. Because honestly, when you've done
0:51.2	enough, Uber eats. So give yourself the halo treatment.
0:55.9	Put your feet up, let the divine takeaway descend upon you,
0:59.1	and pop in your order on Uber Eats.
1:03.3	Deathlings, my little deathlings, I love you, deathlings.
1:06.7	We know you like spirits, yeah, particularly off the optic.
1:09.6	And in the spirit of experimenting, we've got something new for you today.
1:12.9	It's a little game that we like to call...
1:15.1	Dead dates.
1:17.7	Dead or alive.
1:19.0	Dead or dead dates.
1:19.7	Dead or alive.
1:22.3	Dead dates.
1:24.2	It's dead simple.
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