Right off the bat, I suppose my issue is, I've not got a very exciting vulva.

My name's Poppy Hillstead.

I'm wearing a bloody brain scanner.

And guests have 40 minutes to convince me to be into whatever kink, passion or obsession that they're into.

If they manage to pique my brainaves, then I'm officially into it.

You know, whether I like it or not.

This week, I'm joined by Rupert the Bear, who is incredibly passionate about social nudity.

Let's get on with it.

Quick note for listeners at home.

Rupert's start Bollock Naked recording this.

It's just a line.

So it's not a very educational body. What do I do about that? What do you do about? You don't have to do anything at all about that. Yeah. I mean, that's a beautiful thing. It's like I was thinking, do you know, like 99.999% of all animals in the animal kingdom. And naked all day, every day. You know, they molt, they shed their hair, they grow more hair.

Yeah.

It's all going on and none of them are going, oh my God, you know,

like one of the animals might see me without my clothes on. They're so chilled. It's like only us humans

have somehow invented this body shame to kind of make life really complicated and difficult for

ourselves. Do you know what I've noticed as well?

Like animals, they're more vulnerable than us because their anuses are out all the time.

Like if you think about where your anus is, we've got cheeks.

We've got cheeks.

I'm thinking about it too.

We've got cheeks to protect our anuses. We have. Yeah. Whereas if you look at like my cat for instance, it's just, there's no buttocks protecting that. That's out 24-7. It's out 24-7. Yeah. You know, if you're a cat, it makes it much easier to give it a good old lick, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We we don't have that ability. We don't, you know. Do you think buttocks have been formed to naturally, like, cover our anuses? Well, I mean, I don't know, like we, we do spend a lot of time in our arces, don't we humans? Probably more than any other animal. We sit around on our arces. So I if they've developed you know it's a nice padding whereas

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